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A pinch of tobacco
rolled in paper
with fire at one end
and a fool at the other! 

It's an agreement
a man loses his bachelor degree
and a woman gains her master 

An art of transmitting Information
from the notes of the lecturer
to the notes of students
without passing through the minds
of either 

The confusion of one man
multiplied by the
number present 

The art of dividing
a cake in such a way that
everybody believes
he got the biggest piece 

The hydraulic force by which
masculine will power is
defeated by feminine water-power! 

 A place where everybody talks,
nobody listens
and everybody disagrees later on

A feeling when you feel
you are going to feel
a feeling
you have never felt before 

A book
which people praise,
but never read 

A curve
that can set
a lot of things straight! 

A place
where you can relax
after your strenuous
home life 

The only time
when some married men
ever get to open
their mouth 

The name
men give
to their

A person
who tells you
to go to hell
in such a way
that you actually look forward
to the trip 

A person
who while falling
says in midway

A person
who lives poor
so that
he can die RICH! 

A banker
provided by

who is early
when you are late
and late
when you are early

One who
shakes your hand
before elections
and your Confidence

A person
who kills
your ills
by pills,
and kills you
by his bills!

p/s: sekadar hiburan saja okey....


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