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 CIGARETTE:
A pinch of tobacco
rolled in paper
with fire at one end
and a fool at the other! 


 MARRIAGE:
It's an agreement
wherein
a man loses his bachelor degree
and a woman gains her master 


 LECTURE:
An art of transmitting Information
from the notes of the lecturer
to the notes of students
without passing through the minds
of either 


 CONFERENCE:
The confusion of one man
multiplied by the
number present 


 COMPROMISE:
The art of dividing
a cake in such a way that
everybody believes
he got the biggest piece 


 TEARS:
The hydraulic force by which
masculine will power is
defeated by feminine water-power! 


 CONFERENCE ROOM:
 A place where everybody talks,
nobody listens
and everybody disagrees later on


 ECSTASY:
A feeling when you feel
you are going to feel
a feeling
you have never felt before 


 CLASSIC:
A book
which people praise,
but never read 


 SMILE:
A curve
that can set
a lot of things straight! 


 OFFICE:
A place
where you can relax
after your strenuous
home life 


 YAWN:
The only time
when some married men
ever get to open
their mouth 


 EXPERIENCE:
The name
men give
to their
Mistakes 


 DIPLOMAT:
A person
who tells you
to go to hell
in such a way
that you actually look forward
to the trip 


 OPTIMIST:
A person
who while falling
from EIFFEL TOWER
says in midway
"SEE I AM NOT INJURED YET!" 


 MISER:
A person
who lives poor
so that
he can die RICH! 


 FATHER:
A banker
provided by
nature 


 BOSS:
Someone
who is early
when you are late
and late
when you are early


 POLITICIAN:
One who
shakes your hand
before elections
and your Confidence
Later 


DOCTOR:
A person
who kills
your ills
by pills,
and kills you
by his bills!
 


p/s: sekadar hiburan saja okey....

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